February 2011
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January 2011
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He needed Red Bull
So yesterday my aunt who lives in the middle of the country…no really she lives out in the country surrounded by ranches, cattle, barns, the works…had some get together at her house. It got dark, people started to leave, etc etc. So her brother in law left her house was driving towards the freeway [a good 25 min drive] in the dark, through country roads, when all of a sudden BAM! Truck...
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I think I want to see the Roommate just for the...
jeric-kripke:
Is that bad?
Oops.
MAKEOUT SCENE?!?1?!
Jackie we gotta go!!
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Court Remarks
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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:{D
julio.carranza.06: shouldnt u be working? ur mom says hi.
me: i'm listening to Mr. Austin speak about TGD The Great Depression :D i like economics. tell her i said fuck off. :]
julio.carranza.06: she said pinche way. have u eaten?wey* lol
me: no.
julio.carranza.06: i'll pass along the message shes on the phone etc etc
me: ooooh
julio.carranza.06: raping unicorns, killing puppies, etc
me: xDDDDDDDDDDDD really?:o
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“They grew up as Americans and pledge allegiance to our flag, and yet live every...”
– President Barack Obama
Reblog if you live here!
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DART
I have to take the DART bus today. WHHHHYYY?! Oh right…I don’t have car. I really don’t like to do that…plus they’ve raised the prices and I’m only gonna take it there 1 way….is it worth it? Nay.
