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Jun 02

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Jun 01

spayme:

coneyisland-:

I love you @erinmarie94 (Taken with instagram)

i’m dead

Bahahaha

spayme:

coneyisland-:

I love you @erinmarie94 (Taken with instagram)

i’m dead

Bahahaha

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May 31

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

denzelgtfo:

nep-enut:

aigisbutt:

mass-destruction:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THKBNFJSTHLAY

what the fuck

THE FUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE AZY DOG

probably should have figured a fuck would find its way in there :(

TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

i’d like to buy a vowel, pat

THE QIO  ROW FOX JU<PS PVER TJHE :LWXQZY DOGG

….oh.

May 30

Mexico: PRI gets endorsement from unlikely YouTube star Rebecca Black

fuckyeahmexico:

univisionnews:

Rebecca Black, known for her infamous “Friday” song, angered Mexican social media users after endorsing Presidential candidate Enrique Peña Nieto.

By EBONY MONTENEGRO

It may come as a shock to many but Rebecca Black is in fact Latina. As she proudly stated in this mun2 interview, her mother is Mexican. Yet, her cultural heritage may not be as strange or shocking as the political stance that the 14-year-old YouTube singing sensation recently took in Mexico.

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May 29

When They Fight, They Fight: Zombie apocalypse coming soon -

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

…is it too late to start training? 

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May 27

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May 26

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May 25

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